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PTing With Granny

When my ol' Granny was ninety-one
She did PT just for fun.

When my ol' Granny was ninety-two
She could PT better than you.

When my ol' Granny was ninety-three
She could PT better than me.

When my ol' Granny was ninety-four
She did her PT on the floor.

When my ol' Granny was ninety-five
She ran PT to stay alive.

When my ol' Granny was ninety-six
She ran PT just for kicks.
PTing With Granny

When my ol' Granny was ninety-seven
PT killed her and she went to heaven.

She met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gate
Said, "Hey Saint Pete, I hope I'm not late."

Peter said, "Granny you're welcome in
But first drop down and gimmee ten!"

But Granny said, "Peter, you're full of it
'Cause I got me a light duty chit!"



P.T. Double Time

One mile
No sweat
Two miles
Better yet
Three miles
Gotta run
Four miles
To the sun




Up in the morning at the break of day
Working so hard we never play
Running through the jungle where the sun don't shine
All I do is double time
Up in the morning and out of the rack
Grab my clothes and put them on my back
Running cross the desert in the shifting sand
Drill Sergeant, look, I'll give you a helping hand
Up in the morning with a whistle and a yell
I know that voice and I know it well
Drill Sergeant says you better hit the floor
And don't be walking going out the door
I like women and I like wine
But all I do is double time
Double time here and double time there
Man this life, it's the best anywhere



PT
PT
Ah Ha
Heavy on the left foot
Motivated Left foot
Oh Yeah
Aint no use in lookin down
There aint no discharge on the ground.
There aint no use in lookin back,
A jodys got your Cadillac.
There aint no use in feelin blue,
A jodies got your lady too.
Oh yeah
Ah Ha
Not for long
Not for long
Feelin Good
Feelin Bad
Ah Ha
Ah Ha
Here we Go
Here we Go
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
One mile
No sweat
Two miles
Better yet
Three miles
Gotta run
Four miles
To the sun




TWO OLD LADIES

Two old ladies were lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be an Airborne Ranger
Live the life of guts and danger"
Guts and danger
Airborne Ranger

Same two ladies were lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be a scuba diver
Dive right into murky water"
Scuba diver, murky water
Guts and danger, Airborne Ranger

Same two old ladies lying in bed
One rolled over to the other and said
"I wanna be a mountain climber
Climb that mountain, higher and higher"
Mountain climber, higher and higher
Scuba diver, murky water
Guts and danger, Airborne Ranger

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